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    June 15

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    Prva neavtorska objava na tem blogu, vendar si nisem mogel pomagati - preveč dobro odraža trenutno stanje v Sloveniji.

    Pri slovenščini, zadnjo uro v petek pride v razred šolski minister Milan Zver in vpraša učiteljico, kaj se učijo. Učiteljica pravi, da se učijo zložene stavke, priredje, podredje itd.
    Milan Zver vpraša Janezka: No, Janezek, poglejmo, kaj si se danes naučil. Povej mi en zložen stavek in to naj bo priredje!"
    Janezek odgovori:" Naša mačka je skotila sedem muckov in vsi so simpatizerji Janeza Janše !"
    Milan Zver popeni, v tem trenutku pa zvoni konec pouka. V ponedeljek je spet prvo uro slovenščina in učiteljica nahruli Janezka:" Kakšno sramoto si naredil meni, ravnatelju, šoli, neverjetno, le kako si si lahko izmislil stavek, naša mačka je skotila sedem muckov in vsi so simpatizerji Janeza Janše ??!?"
    Pa pravi Janezek:" Gospa učiteljica, samo trije mucki so še Janševi simpatizerji!"
    Učiteljica ponori:" Janezek, a ti mene zajebavaš? Zadnjič sedem muckov, danes trije mucki Janševi simpatizerji, kaj se to pravi?"
    Janezek:" Gospa učiteljica, ostali so včeraj spregledali!"

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